U.S. Constitution, as viewed at archives.gov
No joke, September 17 is U.S. Constitution Day and Citizenship Day. In standard DoD fashion there is even distributed training on it, located here:
http://constitutionday.cpms.osd.mil/
Honestly, I'd prefer we make our new Sailors sit through this than anything related to the Sailors Creed, since so many people claim to uphold a document that they haven't even read before.