In this movie Darth Vader solves all the biggest bureaucratic problems that face our Navy today. In fact, we should all strive to be more like this Dark Lord of the Sith. After reviewing constant Galactic Internet content about why his Imperial Officers were leaving service early to go be nerf herders or moisture farmers, Darth Vader made it fun to be in the Imperial Navy again. Despite his unnatural inclinations towards the Dark Side of the Force, Darth Vader leaves us with valuable lessons on how to properly solve problems facing today's Navy.
He doesn't tolerate mediocrity. Admiral Ozzel nearly ignored his own ISR-gathering probe droids. Vader and Piet luckily catch this and are able to locate the Rebel center of gravity on Hoth and launch a full on attack. Vader shows understanding and lets Ozzel live while probably making a note to give him a 3.0 FITREP in the upcoming O-7 FITREP cycle.
|Admiral Ozzel was probably an aviator whose flying job was replaced by droids. His lack of faith in ISR is disturbing...|
|This is why Darth Vader insisted on a VTC connection with all his vessels. N6 needs to stop whining.|
|Asteroid field? Simply target practice to raise the Galactic Gunnery pillar in DRRS-N. Unlike the US Navy, the Imperial Navy doesn't need a memo to conduct gunnery at all opportunities.|
|Phase 3 (Dominate the Enemy) was complete when this guy entered the fray.|
|The OPT didn't decide Bounty Hunter makeup...that was a personal touch of the commander|
|Join me Luke on my personal staff! I'll talk to the detailer personally!|
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